Saturday, July 28, 2007
PR,JJ and ZZ went for a cruise to nowhere one fine day. Once everyone was in, the ship set off and they decided to explore the whole place.
PR: Bringing your bags with you?
JJ: Yeah, might as well right.
ZZ: Ya lor. Maybe very fast will reach there already. How long till we get to Nowhere? That place nice anot?
PR & JJ: -_______-""
PR: Aiya nvm la I'll just leave my bag here. Let's go!
And so, the 3 went around the huge area and since they all had extra cash to spare, they visited the ship's Floating Temple once it crossed the borderline of Singapore and 'donated' all their money away in a flash.
Emo-ishly, they trudged back to the seating area when suddenly, the whole place started to rock from side to side. Gently and non-alarming at first, but it got more and more rough as each second went by and all 3 of them started to panic. They clumsily made their way back, bumping into random people as the rocking got worse till everyone around was screaming and shouting in terror. Little kids were crying and random items were thrown all about.
ZZ: WOW is this how a cruise is supposed to be like?? Have we reached Nowhere?? DOES THE PLACE HAVE MYSTIC POWERS WHICH CAUSES THIS??? (excitely)
PR & JJ: >________<""""""
JJ: OMG THE SHIP IS GONA CAPSIZE! IT REALLY IS...!!!
PR: AHHHHHHHHHHHH
ZZ: Huh.....? OH. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~
*ship capsizes*
ANNOUNCEMENT: "Ladies and Gents. As you all know, the ship has capsized. As the water levels are rising very quickly, kindly and very quickly make your way to the end of the right corridor, which used to be the left corridor, and turn to your left, which used to be your right, really. And then go down the spiral stairs towards the front, which used to be at the back and.................."
JJ: WTF IS SHE TALKING ABOUT .
PR: OH GOD THE WATER IS ALREADY RISING TO OUR KNEES.
JJ: Where should we go...???!
ZZ: .............. (still listening intently to the announcement)
PR & JJ: "">________> UGHH . ! !
PR: Let's just find our way to the exit as fast as we can!
With the water levels rising very quickly, the 3 of them waddled as fast as they could around the capsized ship and finally saw the exit! The water was already waist high by then. A grey tube slide was fitted to the door and a sign above it was blinking "WAY OUT".
JJ: OVER HERE OVER HERE!!! WE FOUND IT! PR, You go first!
PR: I hate slides.
JJ: JUST GO!!!!! DO YOU WANA DIE????!
ZZ: Yea! Maybe we'll arrive at Nowhere on the other side!
PR & JJ: <____________<"""
While PR was busy doing the <_____<""" face, JJ took the opportunity to push her down the slide! Down she went, the steepest and fastest slide she had ever been on. Everything seemed like a blur around her and she screamed till her throat got sore. This slide ride was taking too long to end and her stomach seemed to have risen to her chest.....................
PR: OOOOFFF...! *pant pant*
JJ & ZZ: WOO! WHOA! OOHH! OUCH! HEY WATCH WHERE YOU'RE LANDING!!
ZZ: Huh is this Nowhere...?
PR & JJ: (ignores ZZ) Why are we in an SBS BUS.........???
PR: The slide brought us to an SBS bus?????!?!?!
ZZ: what whAT WHAT..???
JJ: (looks out) We're in bus 5. Where are the rest of the people..?
RANDOM BUS DRIVER: I sent them home already.
PR, JJ & ZZ: Oh .
Back at home the next day, PR remembered about her bag left on the ship. Something seemed to stab at her heart when she realised that................................
HER BELOVED PILLOW WAS IN HER BAG. AND IT'S IN THE SUNKEN SHIP. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So, she hurried to the living room to find her mother.
PR: (Hopeful) Mommy! Is it possible to retrieve my belongings from the ship....?
MOM: NO, I don't think so.
PR: ..................................(EMO)
And so, PR sat around and sulked and emo-ed for the whole day and for the rest of her life because...................................................................... she lost her pillow.
THE END of my dream.
i really did dream on this yesterday night .......! HA HA HA HA HA .......... except for the dialogue parts la.
INSERT (choose anywhere of the story you wana insert this part in.)
Rooms away from where PR, JJ and ZZ was, LN and YC were on the bed together. They were a rather old couple and decided that they were just fated to die together in this ship. And so, they hugged each other till the water rose well above their heads. LN fell limp and floated away from YC's frail arms. He was still holding on. As he watched, in sadness, his dear old LN drifting away, he kept whispering in the water,"Come back........come back.....come back......" until......................... he died too. sob sob
OK THE END .
Maybe I should wait for these kinda weird dreams to come along again and use it for FYP HA HA HA
hotwayve.
Saturday, July 7, 2007
hello every-bored-ey
because i was bored and had nothing better to do,
i did this ------------------
if u still can't recognise who these people are, then ..............
(a) i must have pretty good photoshop skills.
(b) i must have pretty bad photoshop skills.
(c) you were hibernating in a hole for the last 2-3 yrs.
(d) you can't be bothered.
(e) you can't see black and white stuff.
(f) you're afraid to look at it.
(g) you forgot to wear ur glasses/contacts.
(h)________________________________________________ (fill in the blank urself.)
ok la ok la i know its the bad photoshop skills la
i planned to fill all 26 alphabets but my brain says its impossible to come up with another 19 reasons
SO ..............
GO VOTE WHO'S THE HOTTEST NOW !
haaaaa haaaa haaa ha ha ha ha ha h .
hotwayve.
p.s. i did Not blog at 8 plus am in the morning. like siao. PRESS-SIDDONnn something wrong with the timing........!
